In other news, here are some funny things I have heard out of little mouths lately.
At the park:
Little boy: (wanting his mom to help him down the fireman pole) "Um, sir?"
Mom: "I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am!"
Little boy: "Um, mom? Can you be a sir?"
At a wedding reception:
My mom: "Hi, what's your name?"
Three-year-old boy: "Mark." (Pause) "When I say bad words, I get hot sauce!"
This next one is special because it is from the mouth of my youngest brother-in-law, age six. I don't bring it up to laugh at him, but to point out his adorable honesty, and to laugh at myself. We were playing in the water in our bathing suits when he said...
wait for it...
"Why do your legs look like string cheese?"
Oooh, snap. Maybe I can work on that a little in San Diego...
In reality, I don't really care to tan and get skin cancer, but the string cheese analogy was just a little too vivid, no?
5 comments:
Don't worry Ash, this is from one of the same little brothers who once told a former girlfriend of mine that she smelt like poo.
how about we string cheesies unite and fight against the tannies. i bet we win...
Count your blessings, Ash. String cheese isn't so bad at all--smooth, straight, slim. At least your legs don't look like cottage cheese . . . .
I agree with your mom. I would give anything to have my legs look like string cheese! I love the funny things kids say. Addison just told me yesterday that she has four babies and four baby daddies! I couldn't stop laughing!!!
I love this post! Kids really do say the darndest things. I agree with you about tanning...but San Diego will likely add some color whether you want it or not...Rancho has done that to me!
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