Disorderly Conduct
March 13: A student walking near the Crabtree Building reported being hit in the face by a small hard object thrown from a passing car. The student discovered the object to be a Skittle. The victim got the license plate of the car, but the owner of the car denied any involvement in the incident.
The Skittle Flinger escapes again! I'm surprised that the "victim" was able to get the plate number and followed up with the police!
Animal Problem
March 14: A female student reported a wild duck in the basement of Whitney Hall. Police opened the door and ushered the duck out of the building.
Those inbred campus ducks are everywhere! I'm glad the police were so polite as to "usher" it out.
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Let's pray that the campus cops have the "Skittle Flinger" on their Ten Most Wanted List, otherwise every single student is in unbelievable danger . . .
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